Sunday, April 16, 2006

Good News for Tibet

After more than 50 years of occupation by the Chinese, the Tibetian "issue" has finally resolved itself. No longer will there be internal strife and international demonstrations. Long held hatreds will be forgotten and a new era of understanding will begin. Google can go back to censoring Chinese dissidents.

You might be asking yourself, how did this new miraculous peace come to Tibet? The answer, my friend, is simple. The Chinese are building a giant statue of Mao near the Tibetan capital Lhasa. Yes, it's true, the Chinese have returned to the age old truth that large, imposing statues of conquerors lead to unequivocal love of the conquered.

Thank you China for reminding us what it really means to be imperialists.

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